
WET CELL PHONE REPAIR
Have a wet cell phone? I feel you my friend. Most of us experienced accidentally dropping our phone in a body of water or spilling liquid on it. When you thought all is lost. Never fear! You can still repair it by following these simple instructions. But before we start, take note that this wet cell phone repair guide works 90% of the time. If this technique doesn’t work you could either buy a new pair of hands to replace your wet, slippery butter fingers or buy a new cell phone.
Here goes the repair instructions:
- Act fast! Find out how to disassemble your wet cell phone. Google it. There’s a lot of instructions out there.
- Strip it down. Take out the battery. Then proceed to the hardest part of this repair instruction.
- Just kidding! Actually, just take an airtight container.
- Fill the container with rice (uncooked) and put your wet cell phone parts. Then cover it.
- Leave it for 2 days.
- Then teach yourself some quantum physics and time travel to understand more about the purpose of life and the universe or just think about how easy this repair instruction is.
- After 2 days and you haven’t learn some time traveling to change the past by avoiding your phone getting wet. Just reassemble your cell phone.
- Power it on. If it still works. Pat yourself at the back and congratulate yourself. Then go to your nearest bar to celebrate and have a few drinks. Because you just saved a big amount of money by following my repair guide.
NOTE: If your phone does not work, try plugging it into its charger without the battery. If it works, you need a new battery. If it doesn’t get a new pair of hands.
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Posted on July 9th, 2009 at 5:00 am
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Posted on August 3rd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
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wtf! The rice sucked the cellphone dry! amazing!
Nice post my vampyre vrend!
Posted on August 18th, 2009 at 5:43 am
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